Lonestar Mets has come into possession of the script for the trailer detailing the events leading to the end of ABC’s Lost. That’s right, Lonestar Mets has all of the Lost secrets revealed.

Voice over: Next week on Lost: Hands pulling brush off to reveal an 1960 Harley DavidsonHurley: Whoa, dude, a motorcycleSaid: We must fix this bike.Voice over: And you’ll never believe what happens next…Shot of the waves breaking on the surf, cut to look of shock on Sawyer’s faceSawyer: Kate no!

Shot of shark washed up on beach, thrashing in the sand behind a large elevation of sand. Cut to Kate on motorcycle pulling on vintage motorcycle goggles

Saywer: No, don’t jump it!!!

Motorcycle engine revs, motorcycle shoots forward.

Cut to black…

On a night with no Mets baseball I chose to watch a show that I have come to regret watching, ABC’s Lost (click here to watch episodes for free.) I am thoroughly convinced that the writers of this show have no idea what the answers are to the “mysteries” they created and are merely writing throwaway episodes in the hopes of supporting the show for another season. Honestly this series should have limited the tedious flashbacks and presented itself in a miniseries format. After watching April, 4’s episode I am convinced that this show has officially Jumped the Shark.

For those of you who have suffered through this painfully drug out series, a few thoughts:

• Does it bother anyone else that the mysteries would be revealed with follow up questions posed after vague and ambiguous answers from characters?

• After escaping the black cloud by activating the mysterious fence when Juliet revealed she had the key to the handcuffs all along, did anyone else assume they would make out? (maybe I’ve been watching too much Lesbian Porn)

• What was the point of this week’s Left Behind episode or last week’s Expose episode? Those were the biggest throw away’s I have ever seen. Note to lost writers: when you are creating these story lines, it might be helpful to advance the plot is some form; it makes it so much interesting for the viewer.

I think the only thing this show has left to attract viewers is Evangeline Lilly. She makes the show sizzle, but there is no more steak left.

I’m out on this, at least it’s baseball season again.

Time to go and put the hurt on Atlanta!

Let’s Go Mets!