The Cure for the Common Man

Last night’s loss to the Phillies was very similar to watching the Will Smith vehicle Hitch. The storyline looked interesting; I went in with high expectations and expected to enjoy watching. After floundering around and major injury to a beloved character, it left me frustrated, bitter,angry and exeedingly intoxicated. Oh, and Kevin James might have been there, I think…

After the game, like after I watched Hitch, I went to the Zoo because after you’ve watched your team ground into a double play with one out and the bases loaded AND your gutty bench player that has been forced into starting duty sustains a serious hamstring injury, you kinda want to see a hippo. Am I right?

Anyway, Cole Hammels tries for the Sweep against Johnny Maine and one third of the outfield.

At least they didnt make Hitch 2 right?

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