Well that certainly was underwhelming. Roger still looks guilty even with his week long lobbying of congressmen. This really could have taken place on Judge Judy. Of course if it did take place in Judge Judy’s court we would have an outcome. Granted the outcome would have been determined by which party sassed mouth Judge Judy and which one “Yes Ma’amed” her more since neither party is female but at least it would be over.

No smoking gun, no breakdowns into tears, no shocking admissions of guilt, just a lot of scolding. It wasn’t even good theater really. All of this would have been much more interesting if the DNA testing had been completed on the syringes. It couldn’t possibly take this long. On CSI they get it done in an hour and that’s even with commercials. This whole thing was mostly a waste of time.

Congressman: One syringe, with Roger Clemens DNA

Clemens: That was used for vitamin shots

Congressman: One document showing the presence of HGH

Clemens: That’s not mine; someone must be playing a prank on me. That sort of thing isn’t my bag, baby.

Congressman: One book, “Instructing your trainer to inject you with HGH and/or anabolic steroids and me, this sort of thing IS my bag, baby” by Roger Clemens

Clemens: *Gulp*

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