Non-Baseball


Tom Glavine became the 23rd pitcher to record 300 wins with a 6 1/3 inning performance in the Mets 8-3 win over the Chicago Cubs Sunday night; Albert Pujols reportedly still not impressed. 

(Still to soon for ‘06 NLDS jokes?)

Glad to see we got that out of the way. I would have really hated seeing Tommy win 300 against Atlanta based purely on spite. Though it would be impossible to celebrate Tom’s milestone without the stock footage of Tom with an A on his head.

Glad to see we got that out of the way. I would have really hated seeing Tommy win 300 against Atlanta based purely on spite. Though it would be impossible to celebrate Tom’s milestone without the stock footage of Tom with an A on his head.We went out to watch the game at a sports bar, Fox and Hound. The owners of the establishment elected to put the Steelers-Saints preseason game on the big screen and audio. A decision I came to appreciated when I saw the top of the screen reading “On the Phone: John Smoltz” yuck. I guess he took a break from sniping at Chipper. Regardless, it was special to see Tom secure his place in Cooperstown while wearing blue and orange, despite what hat he will be wearing in six or seven years.

Glad to see we got that out of the way. I would have really hated seeing Tommy win 300 against Atlanta based purely on spite. Though it would be impossible to celebrate Tom’s milestone without the stock footage of Tom with an A on his head.We went out to watch the game at a sports bar, Fox and Hound. The owners of the establishment elected to put the Steelers-Saints preseason game on the big screen and audio. A decision I came to appreciated when I saw the top of the screen reading “On the Phone: John Smoltz” yuck. I guess he took a break from sniping at Chipper. Regardless, it was special to see Tom secure his place in Cooperstown while wearing blue and orange, despite what hat he will be wearing in six or seven years.As I mentioned the preseason football game was the featured event (yep, I live in Texas) and I have to say Madden 08 looks freaking awesome. I used to be a Madden junkie. I won the 1996 Madden Bowl of Clement Hall at Texas Tech. For some reason, that credential never got me laid- go figure. I had played Madden ever since the Sega Genesis up through the PS2. However something started to happen around 2005: either I got dumber or Madden just got too hard. So much so, that I have elected to retire from my Madden career to focus on the NCAA series. That commercial may have been just the thing to bring me out of retirement.

Glad to see we got that out of the way. I would have really hated seeing Tommy win 300 against Atlanta based purely on spite. Though it would be impossible to celebrate Tom’s milestone without the stock footage of Tom with an A on his head.We went out to watch the game at a sports bar, Fox and Hound. The owners of the establishment elected to put the Steelers-Saints preseason game on the big screen and audio. A decision I came to appreciated when I saw the top of the screen reading “On the Phone: John Smoltz” yuck. I guess he took a break from sniping at Chipper. Regardless, it was special to see Tom secure his place in Cooperstown while wearing blue and orange, despite what hat he will be wearing in six or seven years.As I mentioned the preseason football game was the featured event (yep, I live in Texas) and I have to say Madden 08 looks freaking awesome. I used to be a Madden junkie. I won the 1996 Madden Bowl of Clement Hall at Texas Tech. For some reason, that credential never got me laid- go figure. I had played Madden ever since the Sega Genesis up through the PS2. However something started to happen around 2005: either I got dumber or Madden just got too hard. So much so, that I have elected to retire from my Madden career to focus on the NCAA series. That commercial may have been just the thing to bring me out of retirement.

Glad to see we got that out of the way. I would have really hated seeing Tommy win 300 against Atlanta based purely on spite. Though it would be impossible to celebrate Tom’s milestone without the stock footage of Tom with an A on his head.We went out to watch the game at a sports bar, Fox and Hound. The owners of the establishment elected to put the Steelers-Saints preseason game on the big screen and audio. A decision I came to appreciated when I saw the top of the screen reading “On the Phone: John Smoltz” yuck. I guess he took a break from sniping at Chipper. Regardless, it was special to see Tom secure his place in Cooperstown while wearing blue and orange, despite what hat he will be wearing in six or seven years.As I mentioned the preseason football game was the featured event (yep, I live in Texas) and I have to say Madden 08 looks freaking awesome. I used to be a Madden junkie. I won the 1996 Madden Bowl of Clement Hall at Texas Tech. For some reason, that credential never got me laid- go figure. I had played Madden ever since the Sega Genesis up through the PS2. However something started to happen around 2005: either I got dumber or Madden just got too hard. So much so, that I have elected to retire from my Madden career to focus on the NCAA series. That commercial may have been just the thing to bring me out of retirement.

 

The new football title looks interesting, All Pro Football 2K8. Since EA Sports, the developer of Madden, holds exclusive rights to both NFL football as well as NCAA, I really thought this would suck when I read about its development months ago. Back then, they didn’t have any athletes to put in the game. Apparently what they have now are former players that have sold their name and likeness to APF2K8 which really appeals to me. I hope 2K Sports comes up with a like game for baseball. Every football and baseball game I’ve owned over the years (and there have been many), always had unlockable teams from years past. I would spend all my consorted energy to unlock the 1986 or 1969 Mets, 1986 or 1990 Giants only to find that I would just get QB #11 or even worse some randomly named ace pitcher not even wearing 41 who looked anything like Tom Seaver, or Darren Raspberry a rightfielder, who is a short white guy with a giant red afro. I would love to have a chance to play with an all time team that looked like the all time teams I remember so much. None the less, with Grand Theft Auto IV delayed until April, this game is on my to-play list.

Speaking of gaming, I own the PS3. Yeah, I know, too expensive, not enough games, Online play is not without it’s flaws (Traffic Delays in MLB The Show drive me insane.) what has really irked me, from reviews I have read, is that Xbox Versions always rate higher in Game Informer, Gamespot and IGM. From what I can tell, developers just take Xbox versions and convert them to PS3 standards and sacrifice game play. Examples, you ask? FEAR was rated as an outstanding FPS (first-person shooter) on Xbox and PC. The PS3 version that came out way too late on PS3, not so much. The volume mix was terrible. How about Rainbow Six Vegas. From all accounts the Xbox version is much better.

I really hope the new Madden isn’t just some watered down version of the Xbox title.

By the way, what is the deal with Fight Night Round 3? Why, for the love of Pete, is Mike Tyson not in this game. Did Iron Mike not need the money or is the irreproachable sport of boxing too proud to market Tyson. I would love this game if I could be Mike in his prime and take on Ali or Forman. Who is the heavyweight champ of the world? Who cares? Give me Mike “Batsh#t Crazy” Tyson.

Right now, my PS3 dance card is full with Rainbow Six Vegas, NCAA Football 08, Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell, The Godfather: Don’s Edition and NHL2K7 all in heavy rotation to fill my non-Mets allocated hours.

By the way, I know I am a little late on the whole HD experience but I really enjoyed watching the umpires botch two calls during the Saturday game that all but took the Mets out of the game in the third in High Definition. I love seeing the Mets get screwed in crystal clarity. Also, freaking Blu-Ray is freaking awesome. I just picked up The 300, but postponed viewing it in order to watch Tommy G’s version.

We have a night off as the Mets head back to Shea to take on Atlanta, the wife is at Dance camp (don’t ask) and Lonestar Mets has plenty of time for gaming.

If, for whatever reason, you are looking for something to do other than gaming, over at Winning the Turnover Battle, check out the interview with Alice the Snorg T-Shirt girl. (Yeah, you know who I’m talking about, the cutest model on the planet, though she may never close her mouth. I don’t know, whatever. You’re mom goes to college.)

By the way, here’s a little tip, if you’re drunk, don’t continue your season on NCAA, otherwise you’ll throw your game plan out the window and start going for it on 4th and 25 and running crazy arsed saftey blitzes that never work (they just let a wide reciever burn a linebacker for 60 yards just about the time your saftey gets to the QB) and just F up your whole season. Coaching drunk may work for Mike Leach, but I wouldn’t recomend it to mere mortals. Guns up!

 

 

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Friday is a notoriously bad time to post on the internet as few read online content over the weekend.

Donna: What’s take out the trash day?
Josh: Friday.
Donna: I mean, what is it?
Josh: Any stories we have to give the press that we’re not wild about, we give all in a lump on Friday.
Donna: Why do you do it in a lump?
Josh: Instead of one at a time?
Donna: I’d think you’d want to spread them out.
Josh: They’ve got X column inches to fill, right? They’re going to fill them no matter what.
Donna: Yes.
Josh: So if we give them one story, that story’s X column inches.
Donna: And if we give them five stories …
Josh: They’re a fifth the size.
Donna: Why do you do it on Friday?
Josh: Because no one reads the paper on Saturday.
Donna: You guys are real populists, aren’t you?

(Granted, Lonestarmets isn’t the NY Post, but it is Friday and no one reads on the weekend.)

Evil Incarnate

The next time you roll your eyes reading the next inside scoop of a rookie forced to shave his head, carry veteran’s luggage or wear a dress while traveling, think of the very things those unwritten rites of passage likely prevent.

What the seemingly pointless hazing and sophomoric initiations prevent are the same things that plague the National Football League.

I’ve waited a few days to even mention the atrocities of the Falcon’s Quarterback due to a combination of disgust, shock and bewilderment. For the past few days I have been asking myself, “what kind of person would do that?” Michael Vick allegedly committed acts so unbelievably evil they have solely been previously committed by super-villains in 80’s B-Rate movies and serial killers during development ages. What kind of a human being kills puppies by gunshot, electrocution, body slamming and hanging? I do realize there are other individuals accused that aren’t franchise NFL Quarterbacks, and those individuals are equally sorry sub-humans.

I had speculated with a friend that the justifications will soon surface that dog-fighting is acceptable in the ‘Rap-culture’ so prevent in sports today.

Here we go folks; I predict a Don Imus-esque debate coming very soon, look for the race card to be played in five, four, three, two…

The Beckham’s are in America

As if anyone, other than reality TV viewers give a damn that one of the stars of a late 90’s manufactured pop group and the biggest star of a half assed second tier sport (in America, anyway) now make their residence in the states. Well some care like Tom Cruse and Katie Holmes who will be hosting the Beckham’s Scientology indoctrination welcome party in Los Angeles. Has anyone heard her talk? She sounds like a bad cliché British cartoon character,

“A lot o girls ere don’t wear any knickers; you can’t have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat, gov’na.”

14:59, 14:58, 14:57, 14:56, 14:55, 14:54…

Enjoy your time with the Cruise’s now, Posh; I’m looking forward to watching you make out with MC Hammer on The Simple Life!

FBI Probes Allegations on NBA Ref Wagering on Games

According to a law enforcement official, authorities are examining whether the referee made calls to affect the point spread in games on which he or associates had wagered.

If you watch today’s NBA you have to hand it to this referee. I wonder if he ever got confused between protecting his wagering list and the list of stars the NBA gave him to protect. All the facts are not evident at this time though billionaire and Supercuts regular Mark Cuban was seen making pelvic air thrusts and making obscene sexual suggestions about what NBA Commissioner David Stern could do with himself.

If you watch today’s NBA you have to hand it to this referee. I wonder if he ever got confused between protecting his wagering list and the list of stars the NBA gave him to protect. All the facts are not evident at this time though billionaire and Supercuts regular Mark Cuban was seen making pelvic air thrusts and making obscene sexual suggestions about what NBA Commissioner David Stern could do with himself.

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Sorry folks, I can’t bring myself to write a Mets related post today, it’s the same old story of the same players putting out the same lack of offense.

In the mean time, here are 6 sleeper movies that I use as my stand-bys. (Standby meaning a movie I can throw in and watch despite what mood I’m in.) Granted, there are much funnier movies, but these hold up over time. (Don’t believe me, go back and watch Something About Mary, while I remember this being a hilarious movie, it seems to have faded in the overshadowing gross out movies of American Pie ilk.)

Why six? Because it’s more than five and seven sounded excessive. In random order, here we go…

PCU I am always on board for anything Jeremy Piven-Driven, especially anything containing his sarcastic-cool sense of humor, “you remember Rand, his grandfather skippered Hitler’s catamaran during the war.” Maybe Comedy Central over-aired this gem, but the DVD still has all the greatness the Cable channel edited out. The DVD has commentary with Piven that is actually worth watching.

Down Periscope – Always a good standby and anything featuring both Harlan Williams and a Herman’s Head Alumni (Ken Hudson Campbell) has to be good. I use to work with a guy who was as tightly wound as Rob Schneider’s character, “BUCKMAN, you’re stocking the shelves like an idiot!”A little hokey, but still a very watchable movie.

Not Another Teen Movie Ok, maybe this is still to recent to be a classic stand-by but any movie containing a musical number with the lyrics sung by various characters:

I’m getting pussy no matter what

Even if it’s with dirty slut

True love is what I want the most

I just jerked off in your French toast…

Genius. The Breakfast club parody makes me laugh every time. Paul Gleason is greatness.

Bring it On Sure, watching Kirsten Dunst and Eliza Dushku run around in spandex, sports bras and cheerleader outfits has its appeal, but this actually a pretty watchable movie that both stands on its own merit and an almost intentional mocking the very sport in which it was meant to portray. Jessie Bradford reminds me of Bruce Campbell. I have also claimed the alias Sparky Pulastry from time to time.

Joe Dirt Again, maybe Comedy Central wore out the charm of the David Spade sleeper, but if you start watching Joe tell Dennis Miller his life story, you stick until the end. I must admit though, Britney Daniel isn’t that hot. Jamie Pressley, while in general is highly overrated, cracks me up when she says “Balls to the wall.”

Better Off Dead I hate to admit this, but John Cusack may have peaked in this 80s teen comedy. The script, though somewhat predictable, contains some very clever humor. “I had to buy that guy a new hat last time.” Attempted suicide is always good for a laugh. This movie is the Cusack we all want, that he refuses to give us with stinkers like the Ice Harvest and Pushing Tin. Grosse Point Blank wasn’t bad, but not Near Better Off Dead caliber.

Hope you enjoyed it. Have any I forgot, feel free to add them into the coments section. I will be back on later with a Mets post (I think) anyone get the feeling we might get swept out of San Diego?

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With the Mets-Rockies game fairly unremarkable, I turn to the world of cinema for some new release goodness.

1408- Lonestar Mets puts a heavy watch recommendation on John Cusack’s newest horror suspense film. I have always been a John Cusack fan, despite several bombs including America’s Sweethearts and Pushing Tin. I really wish John would make another film in the spirit of the underrated Better Off Dead, which was a genius film that stands up today. Nonetheless if you, like me are a Cusack fan, 1408 delivers a much needed Cusack driven vehicle. Without giving away too much, John plays a fiction writer turned hotel critic specializing in haunted hotels after a later revealed family tragedy, who learns of a “haunted” hotel room at the New York hotel, The Dolphin. Samuel L. Jackson plays the supporting role of Hotel Manager. Based on a short story by the great Stephen King, our hero checks into room 1408, things take a turn for the worse. This film isn’t your typical, worn out scary movie with an overused plot. It is fresh, suspenseful, and intelligent and will keep you on the edge of your seat. If you are planning on a Fourth of July trip to the Movies, put 1408 on the top of your must see list.

Live Free or Die Hard- this fourth installment of the John McLane series is an entertaining film, but like the two before it, falls short of the original classic. LFODH is worth a rent, but don’t stand in line at the movies for this one.

Die Hard (1988) After watching the forgettable Live Free or Die Hard, I immediately popped my special edition copy of Die Hard into the player. The greatest action film of all time still stands the test of time: the greatest action hero ever in the greatest situation known to cinema with an outstanding chief villain. Die Hard makes any red blooded American believe that they too could defeat a high rise building full of bad guys with no shoes and a 9 mm berretta. Some nineteen years, no action film has come close to matching the thrill ride of Bruce Willis’ defining action role of the medium, and it even doubles as a Christmas movie.

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